EIFS Rots A House

Sung to the tune of "Another one bites the dust" by Queen

(Thump Thump Thump)

EIFS rots a house

(Thump Thump Thump)

EIFS rots a house

Another one rots,

Another one rots,

Another house rots to dust,

Hey, it'll get you, too,

Another house rots to dust.

EIFS houses up and down the street,

EIFS high and low.

Rotten framing, bird holes, and mildew;

everywhere you go.

Hey, are you ready for this ?

EIFS is low skilled, fast and cheap;

Black mold, wood rot and fungus;

EIFS don't smell too sweet !